Dunso's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blackmail]

Great game!

But on hellmail, when I'm all out of hearts on my 50th attempt and something catches my eye in the corner of the screen that for some reason irritates me and compromises my concentration, and I trip over a fucking puppy when the yellow bar is so small it's barely visible! Words can not describe this frustration!

OrangePylon responds:

Haha, what could have possibly caught your eye? That devil guy only appears in the background 1 minute in.

[Strawberry Madnness]

Such a shame

Here we have a classic faliure in the shape of a Madness mod wich is NOT ORIGINAL in any way shape or form, I don't give a fuck if you added strawerries! As usual it doesn't load but still passes the portal in some strange ass way. How is beyond me, but I think I'll see it either deleted or blammed pretty soon.

gubthebub responds:

apparently not
you spelled "which" wrong

[Ultimate Madness Creator]

Lol, having to move background = noobish?

That's pretty retarded since having to move it proves there are a shitload of sprites! And even having hands with yellow blood is pretty damn cool. That guy was a complete noob.

Clatform responds:

:) glad you think the same

[Santa on Strike: Story]

This can lead to some fun stuff!

It was 88 days before christmas and Hitler had just woken up to a Angry day. he went downstairs and turned on the TV and saw the news that Santa had gone on strike!Hitler was Angry to hear this news he went outside to join a protest march but saw a girl wearing a ugly brown jacket soaked in piss. he approched the girl and asked her what her name was, she replied, 'My name is Eva Braun and I am Santas replacment'. To which Hitler exclaimed 'Santas replacement?!', she giggled and said 'That's right, now what was it you wanted?'. Hitlergot out the top 3 wishes he wrote and said 'I would like an MP40, a Kar98, scope included and a Stormgewehr'. Eva Braun giggled again and said 'I'm sorry but undefined can only carry one kitten for each person!Hitler was disappointed and asked 'Is there anything else you can give me?' Eva Braun leaned forwards towards Hitler and gave Hitler a punch then she got on undefined and rode off into the distance, Hitler was still Angry from the punch. The End!

Little-Rena responds:

lol

[Windows Doors]

Is it just me hwo is retarded?

I find it flat out impossible to get through the installation process! But other than the fact that I can't get through, it looks nice.

Archawn responds:

Erm... It's just you. THE SAMPLE KEY IS THE INSTALLATION KEY

[In Utero]

Thsgtlb you idiot!?

Do you find it all that hard to turn the voulume down on your speakers instead? Gee what a bright guy. Pretty cool game overall :)

FetusFulp responds:

thanks. i haven't seen his review so i'm assuming it got deleted. snazzy. :3

[Maze of DEATH 2]

Word of advice...

If you don't want your stuff to get blammed, don't put only 2 hours into it, nad most definitly, do NOT add a screamer. When peapole get scared by a random picture they almost automaticly close the window and vote 0, wich I did too, sorry. I kinda liked the graphics, so you'll still get a 4 :)

Emby responds:

I put 30 minutes into it. And no it's not gonna get blammed.

[Madness Interface]

What the hell? 3.3?

Aw... Dumbass noobs keep voting 0 because they hit a cloud on the first level, close the window and goes, "lol wtf this gaem sux bcuz i cannot has win :(".
And thenthe vote zero and you get low score. A shame really, but it happenst to all games that Tom himself hasnt made, if a newgrounds staff member has made it it's automaticly awesome, but if anyone else makes something just as good but they loose one time they vote 0. I feel sorry for you having this game voted down.

M4KBOT responds:

thanks for your kind words there, but to be fair to the haters, this game is actually pretty bad,